Don't be embarressed of your fartz

Hello zer fart followerz,

 Do not be embarassed of your fartz let zem out zo everybodies can here, when you have farted admit you have farted, be zer proud of your fartz. Don't do what everybodies usally does sayz " It wosen't me"! if youz say that you are a disgrace to the fart nation. Zo do what iz right let everybody knowz zat you have fated, " I farted and I like it" or " That was a very loudz very squishy, very smelly fart". Borat has zer idea.

     Fartz for one Fartz for all.

Keep on wit zer farting.

FOL

zat lookz very fun

For allz zose fart followers out there, i am zo sure zat me and yoz canzot wait untill we are old and zan fart squishy style. Itz looks zer very nice.

iz very good



ze butt-keepers

kepping it butty!

Bums ahoy! Me Farties

Well shiver me A holes! Twas sitting here on a Friday night in Octobie, when me uncle Dazzer, says 'Hey' 'Dickhead' Aint you not got the Blog bug yet? No I'z replies, I don't know if I haz thee brainz for it. Easy pezzy as picking you arsie he says to me! So we getz to mash it up. We putz our brain power together to find us a common ground, and we decidez we both like farting...very loud....and very sqishy...and very squeeky...and very spouty. In factz we decidez that we like all kind of farting so we callz it Ze art of de fart bloggie. We aint gotz a clue whatz we goona write about, but we do have some nice little pics .
Lookz like zis guy followed through!
KEEP ON WIT DE FARTING

- Ze Butt Keepers